On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Randomize
