Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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