I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
