There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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