is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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