i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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