As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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