You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he fucked my hip out of place.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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