Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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