Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The feeling are messing with the penis
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize