Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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