She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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