just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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