this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
