Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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