i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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