The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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