Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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