it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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