we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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