Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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