I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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