The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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