Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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