You're so nebulous sometimes
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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