you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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