i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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