even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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