North Korea, Best Korea!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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