I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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