sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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