I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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