Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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