new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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