Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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