Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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