Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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