walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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