Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry single_in_otown hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet

Fav 24 2026 2336
share tweet
(972): View more from Texas

It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old

Fav 24 1185 5587
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(438): View more from Quebec

that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage

Fav 12 1630 4765
share tweet
(347): View more from New York

his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.

Fav 9 3656 1161
share tweet
(801): View more from Utah

stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation

Fav 16 2934 1614
share tweet
(919): View more from North Carolina

He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.

Fav 4 718 1650
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(615): View more from Tennessee

. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.

Fav 6 1614 778
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(360): View more from Washington

Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.

Fav 5 1794 587
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!

Fav 0 93 17
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT