Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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