sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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