So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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