Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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