Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Someone signed my nipple.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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