we're blogging at a bar
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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