Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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