Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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