I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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