let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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