i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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