I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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