What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
