Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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