i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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