i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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